Horse Head Huffer Network

Anti Joke

 

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partner and seek help.

  • Thumb-up
  • Thumb-down
  • +3261
16 Comments
 

Comments On This Anti Joke

  • Nothing, she's already been told twice.
    • Rate This Comment
    • Rate-up
    • Rate-down
    • +11
  • Get some Ice for mah fist.
    • Rate This Comment
    • Rate-up
    • Rate-down
    • +9
  • I thought it was going to say that she needs to lighten up on her makeup, because she is hiding her true beauty.
    • Rate This Comment
    • Rate-up
    • Rate-down
    • +4
  • . . . ITS AN ANTI-JOKE SITE. NOT A JOKE SITE. HOLY SHIT PEOPLE. "Comment On This Anti Joke" "anti-joke.com" "Anti joke" Get it now?
    • Rate This Comment
    • Rate-up
    • Rate-down
    • +3
  • nothin, ya done told the bitch twice
    • Rate This Comment
    • Rate-up
    • Rate-down
    • 0
  • That speaking her mind should come first.
    • Rate This Comment
    • Rate-up
    • Rate-down
    • 0
  • Get back in the kitchen or your teeth will be knocked out next
    • Rate This Comment
    • Rate-up
    • Rate-down
    • -1
  • Nothing she's already been told twice
    • Rate This Comment
    • Rate-up
    • Rate-down
    • -2
  • I can't tell if people "Like" this because it's funny, or because they agree with the "punchline" as some sort of political statement as opposed to what it is meant to be... simply the anti-joke punchline.
    • Rate This Comment
    • Rate-up
    • Rate-down
    • -2
  • Nothin, you done told her twice
    • Rate This Comment
    • Rate-up
    • Rate-down
    • -2
  • That is incorrect you tell her nothing. shes already been told twice :D
    • Rate This Comment
    • Rate-up
    • Rate-down
    • -3
  • Nothing you already told her twice
    • Rate This Comment
    • Rate-up
    • Rate-down
    • -5

Comment On This Anti Joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We’ve just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn’t make the original cut (like comments) but they’ll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book




NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we’ve resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in…

Download Our Free App!

Hay guise, our iPhone app was just approved!

available on the app store!

©2008-2014 Anti Joke. All rights reserved.
A Horse Head Huffer Production.

Horse Head Huffer

Rails Hosting provided by BlueBox