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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? Nothing, two different species cannot propagate and gene splicing isn't advanced enough to separate the specific traits of an organism.

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  • One hell of a crop picker
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  • 8x the yard work
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  • hahahahahahahahahahaha
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  • sorry the writer of a JOKE isn't a gawddamned biology professor. get over yourselves.
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  • To the person say a tiger an a lion are of the same species, YOU are the dumb ass. A tiger and a lion are of the same genus, NOT the same species... You may be confused, because they are the parents of "ligers". They are, indeed, alike enough to mate if forced, but their offspring are sterile. Go take a biology class ?
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  • i wouldve said a creature that crosses borders by sea not rivers
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  • A tiger and lion are both part of the same species... dumbass
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  • you can cross members of a different species if they have the smae number of chromasones it would not happen in nature but is entirely possible based on certain requirements
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  • Slightly off topic, a cross between a tiger and an ocelot would be a tocelot (pronounced 'tossalot')
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  • Scientists have already crossed a lion and tiger...
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  • Where do mules come from then. Oh snap, I'm like the seventh person to point out the invalidity of the anti-joke.
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  • "...two different species cannot propagate and gene splicing isn't advanced enough to separate the specific traits of an organism." Not totally true. Transgenic organisms. The writer of this joke should have had a better understanding of biotechnology before making assumptions.
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