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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep?

Whatever his name happens to be.

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  • Matt. His parents named him that when he was born, not after he lost all of his limbs in a tragic accident.
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  • Hahahaha
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  • Excellent.
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  • First base
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  • The same thing you'd call him if he were anywhere other than the doorstep, I would think. His location shouldn't effect his name and you certainly oughtn'tt discriminate against anyone because of their physical position and location.
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