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What do you call a black guy driving a plane?
A pilot.

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  • you can not drive a plane you can fly a plane through the air or taxi a plane on the ground
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  • this joke is best when you say it out loud cuz after the person answers "i dont know" you say, "...a pilot.....you racist"
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  • From the OC
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  • You guys are nerds. Do we really need to get technical?
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  • You cant drive a plane...
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  • You can't tuna fish!
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  • http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/drive Some people need to learn that the word drive isn't specific to cars and can also mean to operate any vehicle/ more expanded meanings. It can be considered correct usage to say drive a plane (especially outside of the U.S.) as it isn't as narrow a term as assumed in these comments.
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  • I get it...an anti joke within an anti joke. bravo
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  • im pretty sure you fly a plane not drive it
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  • Yes you can drive a plane, before it lifts off.
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  • You can drive a plane if it loses its wings.
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  • a terrorist?
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