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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute?

My illness prevents me from achieving erection.

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  • I thought this in the computer-voice.
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  • This is actually untrue. Stephen Hawking's disease, ALS, only affects voluntary muscle. He CAN achieve erection.
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  • waaaahhhhh i don't want to think about his ERECTION but I AM.
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  • I have ALS, am fully paralyzed, and my man-muscle has no problem.
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  • Drat. Here and I was going to say something along the lines of "...except it doesn't", and I find that it's already been said! ...and then I post, meaninglessly, regardless.
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  • then why would he get a hooker??
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  • gross
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  • Yeah he has had two wives and a few children.
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  • You guys are dumb, the word erection in this case is referring to his ability to stand up not referring to his man parts. That's the joke.
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  • Hawking actually can have erections. He has conceived children despite his disability. In an interview he was asked about this and his response is that he has no control over VOLUNTARY muscle action, so erections and ejaculation (a form of peristalsis, without which he would be unable to move food through his intestine, another thing he clearly is able to do) are achievable for Hawking. Though still not something anyone wants to think about, except his wives (that is right he has had several) apparently.
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  • ...and he has kids to prove it.
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  • I bet his erection disrupts the space-time continuum
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