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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar.

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  • its funny because he cant walk
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  • ...and everyone cheers, because he has received a revolutionary new surgery which cures him of his paralysis.
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  • Maybe that's the joke. It's a guy named Stephen Hawkings. Not Stephen Hawking. Stephen Hawking can't walk
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  • xD I find this funny..
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  • i like to walk, i find it is a rather joyous pastime to partake it. its one of my favourite hobbies :)
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  • What if he's really stupid but the scientists programmed hi wheelchair to say smart stuff.
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  • he cant walk, hes in a wheelchair
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  • stephen hawkings walks
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  • stephen hawking cannot walk at all.
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  • Walking??????
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  • can you guys please stop bitching and admitting that its funny as hell!
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  • ****What if he's really stupid but the scientists programmed hi wheelchair to say smart stuff. **** You have no idea how close you are to the truth. Think about it for a second... Stephen Hawking sounds like a Speak&Spell kids toy from the 80's. Digital voices have come so far since then. Why does he sound like that? There are so many things not right about this guy. Apparently he can walk and talk. His state is induced by "Handlers" who have controlled him ever since he became a threat as a whistle-blower several years ago. What Stephen Hawking says is completely controlled by higher powers... check it out.
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