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So this guy walks into the doctor's and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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  • "So this guy walks into the doctor's....never walk again" I don't think you've thought this through...
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  • But... he WALKED in!
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  • guy that wrote "your and idiot" -- you'RE an idiot...
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  • do you guys even understand what an anti joke is?
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  • i shit my pants
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  • its an ANTI-JOKE. just stop complaining
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  • "it hurts when I poke my leg like this" He poked too hard and shattered his knees. I thought.
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  • the inconsistancy doesn't matter, this is the best
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    • +8
  • Claudia_sk8r -gurl626
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  • maybe crawls into the doctors, sice he already shattered his kneekaps. Its still really funny though, one of my top 10.
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  • It IS the twilight zone! Whoosh! Chocolate Milf! I MEAN MILK!
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  • haha omg none of you peopple get it! thats whats funny! its an anti joke! he walks in!!!! omg.....
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