Anti Joke

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour
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Roses are blue, Violets are unicorns, This doesn't make sense. Refrigerator
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And son, that's how I met your mom.
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roses are red violets are blue one riped condom that caused you
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roses are red violets are twisted bend over bit** your abouta get fisted.
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Roses are red, Pickles are green, I love you'r legs and whats inbetween!
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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers The middle ones for you
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Roses are red Violets are blue, i tought i was ugly but then i met you
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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.
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Roses are red Facebook is blue, no mutral friends who the **** are you?
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Roses are brown violets are brown, who shit in my garden
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i fail to see the funny side of this... this is totally a legitimate pick up line.....
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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.