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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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  • Roses are red tulips are black you’d look great with a knife in your back
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  • Bacon is bacon, eggs is eggs, don’t let him between your legs he says your cute he says your fine 9 months later he says that’s not mine!
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  • God made rivers, god made lakes, god made you, we all make mistakes
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  • Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour
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  • Roses are brown violets are brown, who shit in my garden
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  • roses are red violets are blue one riped condom that caused you
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  • Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, you may not know this but, I'm falling for you <3
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  • Roses Are Red That Much IsTrue But Violets Are Purple Not Freaking Blue
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  • Roses are Red, Black is Black, Come to my House, I'll sell some Crack ;)
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  • Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me Forever Alone
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  • roses are red violets are blue god made us beutiful what happend to you
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