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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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  • that ain't an anti-joke, thats a plain joke. An effing funny one.
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  • Silly person, dogs can't talk....
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  • Actually, it is a common misconception that dogs are colorblind. Every color is the exact same for dog, except blue, which is usually why they mainly only enjoy blue dog toys.
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  • dogs see in colour just like us, the colorblinds
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  • actually, dogs can see color. just not the way we do. Dogs can only see yellow and blue on the color spectrum, while we can see all of the colors. So, if an object is not blue, it is going to appear yellowish to a dog.
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  • Roses are red, violates are blue, I have a gun, get in the car.
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  • Cats like lime green...
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  • Roses are red, violetes are blue, flowers die, beacause of you.
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  • dogs see in color just like us
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