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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?



Get in the car

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A white guy, a black guy, and a chinese man all walk in to a magic shop, at different times in the day to buy different products.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep?

Whatever his name happens to be.

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a dyslexic man walked into a bar, ordered a beer, and no one was aware of his affliction

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Why are black people so good at basketball?

Dedication and hard work

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Why did the chicken commit suicide?

To get to the other side

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? Nothing, two different species cannot propagate and gene splicing isn't advanced enough to separate the specific traits of an organism.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why was the boy sad?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb?

A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? With design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane?
A pilot.

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A group of 3 black male friends sit down to have lunch at the basketball court. One black man reaches in his pack and pulls out a watermelon. The second black man reaches in his basket and pulls out some fried chicken and a pan of cornbread. They both look expectantly towards their friend as he opens up his pack. Right as he opens it, however, his cell phone goes off. Upon completing the call, he hangs up and looks at his two friends. "My financial aid got approved, guys!" he exclaims. Both of his friends congratulate him on finally making it to college. They are so proud.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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