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So a Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, and Asian man were walking down the street.

They were involved in a parade that celebrated racial equality.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common?

They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

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A duck walks into a over 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.

"Long day?" the bartender asks.

"No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

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So this guy walks into the doctor's and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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Three blind mice walk into a pub. They are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humor from it would be exploitative.

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A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing?

She had no arms.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?

No.

Well, it's really nice.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partner and seek help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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