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What did the homeless man get for christmas?

Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing?

I dont know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken?

Because it tastes good.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.

"Long day?" the bartender asks.

"No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck.

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Why did the black man buy 3 boxes of condoms?

Because he practices safe sex and they were on sale.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.

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A: Knock knock!

B: Come in.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb?

Two, one to change it and the other to hold the ladder so the first man won't fall and hurt himself.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common?

They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

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