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Bob: Hey Jim, if you were a caveman, you would die.
Jim: Why?
Bob: Cause everybody dies.

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" And nothing happened.

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Why did the plane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Two fish are in a tank. It is an average sized tank designed to hold aquatic animals.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it.

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"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Boo."
"I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away."

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?

An astronaut

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why did the chicken cross the road?
because chickens are very absent-minded creatures. the chances are the chicken saw some form of bug or other edible life form from across the road and decided to venture over in that direction. if the road was not there, the chicken would most likely have still crossed that same expanse of ground, regardless of potential consequences.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping out of a plane?

A world record sky diving group, and an improbably large aircraft.

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I was diagnosed with Clinical Depression the other day....

It made me sad.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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