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Why did the young boy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a bus.

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Why did the plane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water?

Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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What has two legs, and is red all over?

Half a cat.

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash?

He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon?

So he can eat it.

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Two men are sitting in a pub.

One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies:

'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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:3

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy are stranded in the middle of a desert. After many days of not finding food, water, or shelter they contemplate cannibalism to survive, but can't decide who to eat. The mexican dies first for an unrelated reason

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Why is Scientology the Fastest Growing Religion of 21st Century?

It isn't, its a cult.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? Nothing, two different species cannot propagate and gene splicing isn't advanced enough to separate the specific traits of an organism.

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