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Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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  • Hahahahaha! This is hilarious!......but kinda mean too! (and of course, the confirmation phrase to post the comment is almost as hard to read as my friend's handwriting! Now that is hard to do!)
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  • I have Alzheimer and cancer, but at least i dont have Alzheimer!
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  • Listen!! As sad as this really turly is, my family has a looooooooong history of this happening. I know I"m going to get it!!! My Dad is 47 and has the early onset!! The way I see it, is that I'll make new friends everyday!!!! =8^)
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  • this happened to me once while trying to get her to buy cookies. took lk 5 mins to get her to remember me. she knew who katie was. she just didnt get that I was katie
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  • It's a good joke, but it is also really sad. My grandmother does have Alzheimers, her son is named Dave, and she can no longer remember him.
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  • My father has Alzheimer's... I'm 22, he doesn't remember my name.
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  • so wanna hear a real bad joke what did the jew boy get for his birthday....... a shower horrible right.
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  • I was gonna write a comment about this one... Darn, forgot what i was gonna say.
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  • As the writer of the joke I'll just go ahead and reiterate the definition of what an anti-joke is...even though it's at the top of the page on the right hand side... "What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline."
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  • this is by far my favorite one
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  • poor old gramma has alzhiemers, BUT I HAVE CANCER(jk)
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  • What the heck my mom laughed her head off at these jokes the sad part is that I laughed too.
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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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