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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5, you both have the same amount of money

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  • If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then Chuck Norris has more money cause he round house kicked you in the face and took your $5.
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  • If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5, Chuck norris most likely still has more money than you, because he is a famous actor, and you are just a cashier.
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  • He would automatically have $10 more than you
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  • Chuck Norris can't divide by zero because it is impossible.
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  • 0.0 I never expected this to get 300 thumbs up, originally it was going to be; If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5, you both have $5.
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  • Well what if chuck Norris decides to borrow your $5, you give it to him because he is reliable and will pay you back in a reasonable amount of time
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  • LIES
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  • False. Chuck Norris' $5 is worth more than your $5 since he is Chuck Norris.
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