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How do you kill a blonde?

Well there are many ways, but all of which are wrong because murder is illegal.

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  • It should really be "all of which are illegal because murder is wrong." That would be much more appropriate.
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  • It should really be "all of which are illegal because murder is wrong." That would be much more appropriate.
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  • i would argue it is also immoral
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  • to say something is wrong based upon what the U.S. government declares is jaded and small-minded. depending on your cultural ways of thinking and living, one might find no wrong with such things as: drugs, obscenities, speech, living conditions, and such. thus, i say cap the bitch.
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  • Murder is illegal because murder is wrong. not the other way around.
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  • With an electric chair, because she's a serial murder who was sentenced to death.
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  • you all are correct
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  • i would put a scrach and sniff at a botom of a pool
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  • i dont care... kill them retards
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  • my fav part: how its only wrong to kill a blonde because "murder is illegal"
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  • Killing a blonde because murder is illegal isn't wrong—it's risky.
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  • Not true, you could be enemy combatants in in a military operation, in which case it's not illegal. (Your mileage may vary on the "immoral" bit)
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