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How do you confuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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  • Are you people dumb? The "anti joke" is that this would confuse anyone.
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  • I imagine that's the joke
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  • The point of this Anti-Joke is that painting yourself green and throwing forks at someone would confuse anyone. You're all retarded...
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  • I'm a blond and I got confused by this... I still don't get it.
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  • I imagine that would confuse anyone.
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  • Random joke ftw
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  • Isn't the point that a green person chucking forks would confuse anyone? Anti-blonde joke. (Also, "blonde" = English, "blond" = US/ Canada)
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  • I don't get it.....:\
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  • Hahaha... Wait... I don't get it! And I am blond... :/
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  • theres an explanation here nobrain.dk
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  • *sigh*... people on the internet. only 1/50 know what their talking about... you would be confused too if someone painted themselves green and threw forks at you, that is in itself confusing. no wonder the economy is collapsing... ****.
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  • who cares how you spell blond/e, this is hilarious.
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