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A seal walks into a club.

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  • The joke is that seals are hit with clubs...
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  • seals don't walk
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  • Yes it is. Anti-jokes are jokes missing a punchline, and this has no punchline.
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  • this needs to say "a baby seal walks into a club." it's much funnier when a baby seal is being clubbed. thanks.
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  • haha, like in the movie UHF clever joke
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  • whT TYPE OF CLUB
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  • This is NOT an anti joke! It's a real joke it is a play on words club means wooden "club" and night "club" night club replaces the classic "Walked into a bar ..." jokes. If you want an anti joke version of this heres one: a baby seal walks into a man with a club who beats her to death. (this is not a funny anti joke just giving an example)
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  • No it has a punchline. I think it is saying seal walked into a club but the club was the hitting type of club
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  • There's more, think about Seal (musician) :D
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  • this is an actual joke, just because its a one liner doesnt mean it doesnt have a punchline. the punchline happens to be the setup. this is funny though....
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  • The club was really swinging :).
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  • 'SEAL WALKS INTO A CLUB' is the proper version. As in seal, the singer. Double meaning.
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