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A platypus walks into a bar. They are the only mammals with the ability to lay an egg.

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  • Incorrect. Echidnas can also lay eggs.
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  • So I saw '5 comments' and I was like oh boy! but then this.
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  • Figuratively speaking, one can argue that the creator of this joke layed an egg.
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  • Actually, you can use platypi and/or platypodes interchangeably, so the first "corrector" is doubly incorrect.
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  • Not to kill it or anything... But echidnas lay eggs too. >__>
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  • I think it's funny when people get upset over misunderstandings.
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  • The plural of platypus is technically platypodes as the word originates from the greek language along with octopus. The U.S., having English based primarily in Latin, changed the plural of the suffix -pus to -pi. In the 1980s it was argued that -pi was incorrect and, as most people in this country are stupid and won't ever use podes, they basically said screw it and made it officially -puses.
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  • Actually, all monotremes (egg laying mammals) lay egss. This includes the enchidna and the platypus. So, your anti-joke is entirely inaccurate, since platypi are not the only mammals with the ability to lay eggs. You should read a book, read a book, read a mother f*cking book.
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  • I just want the end of the joke "a platypus walks into a bar" what's the punchline?? Max
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  • looks like i don't need to add my two cents, good thing the rest of the internet is at least intelligent to point out the flaws of this joke.
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  • ECHIDNA!!!
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  • They are called a Monotremes , and Echidnas lays eggs too.
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