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A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.

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  • Another good one is 'Two men walk into a bar. You think one of them would've seen it.'
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  • 3 men walk into a bar. the 4th one ducks.
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  • great delivery. classic.
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  • A man walks into a bar. Ouch. (This is an old one)
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  • welcome to the club man
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  • bad delivery because it's an anti-joke, so therefore good delivery.
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  • A man walks into a bar. Breaking his nose.
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  • Bad delivery
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  • No offense, but you really need to work on your delivery.
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  • Terrible.
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  • So a man walks into a bar with a monkey... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom's a ****!
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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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