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A man walks into a bar and says "I just got back from the battered woman's shelter, and boy are my arms tired" Everyone laughed. The man sat at the end of the bar drinking alone. He was proud of the fine craftsmanship of the shelves he put up in the shelter's pantry, regardless of what others may think.

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  • wow, these are some pretty terrible comments
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  • A stupid man repeats the same joke comment twice..
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  • funny antijoke. i thought someone should actually use this comment function how it was meant to be used.
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  • lol I get it , sad how people decided to repeat jokes on here rather than discuss the actual joke though.
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  • wow, i just iked a comment that currently says "wow, these are some pretty terrible comments" around 70 times
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  • .sekoj no itna og ton od
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  • Why was the old man on the roof? Because his alzheimer's had driven hum to suicide.
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  • A baby seal walks into a club.
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  • kay uhhh wow what interesting comments
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  • A lady walks into a bar. A man points a gun at her. She thanks him. Try to make sense of this. She had the hiccups.
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  • A Muslim walks into a bar. He leaves because alcohol is forbidden in his religion.
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  • I LOVE LAMP!
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