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A: Knock knock!

B: Come in.

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  • Heh, this shows up in Alan Ayckbourn's The Norman Conquests, when the character Tom is shown to be absolutely terrible at telling or even listening to jokes. Reg insists on telling him this knock knock joke, and Tom can't get the hang of it, saying things like, "OK, so it's 'Knock Knock', 'Come In', and then 'Who's There'..."
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  • There should be Joker and Batman instead of A and B.
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  • I was in all along.
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  • My nieces always try and tell me knock knock jokes, im gonna use this. It'll make em crazy aaannnnddd then they'll probably give up on telling me knock knock jokes.
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  • Lol thats funnnnnnnnY<3 Who agrees?;)
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  • Awwww, I was gonna post this one. Ah well.
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  • I honestly thought this was original from me. Anyone else?
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  • To the commentor below... i dont come, i ****.... all over your sister....
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  • Knock knock No ones hom
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  • I've been giving this answer since I was a kid.
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  • This has the potential to be dirty, though. Come in who?
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