Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse replies "My wife is dying of terminal cancer."

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"dying of terminal cancer" is redundant.
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Alternate punchline: The horse replies "My alcoholism is destroying my family"
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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse responds " I'm not a horse! I'm Sarah Jessica Parker!"
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you people are stupid and are ruining this great website
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Why the long face? The horse replies, "I'VE just come first in The Olympics, and they'VE given the gold medal to the posh fool on my back"
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The horse answers, "I was born with it, what's your excuse?"
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my friend's dad is a pediatrician and she told this joke to him on the same day he told a kid's parents he had terminal brain cancer, it didnt go too well... but im sure if situations were different, he wouldve laughed
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The horse answers, "I was born with it, what's your excuse?"
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Maybe an alternative could just be "My wife has terminal cancer" or "my wife was just killed in a car crash".
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the horse replies, "I'm. A. Horse."
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Match my ****
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How are bunnies and kangaroos the same? They are both brown except for the bunny
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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.