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A duck walks into a over 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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  • WELL A DUCK WALKS UP TO A LEMONADE STAND AND HE SAYS TO THE MAN RUNNIN GHE STAND, HEY, GOT ANY GRAPES
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  • 'however' is one word, and is written as such. so the grammar nazi is wrong in the first place. Good job man, you try and point out a mistake that's not there.
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  • a lady walks into a grocery store every day around the same time and purchases one eggplant. A clerk notices this each day, and decides to ask her, "ma'am, why do you come each day just to buy one eggplant and not many at once for the days to come?" Stunned, the lady points down, and her feet were blue.
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  • There aren't that many grammatical errors. The joke is still readable and understandable, and funny. A little over use of the comma and a little underuse of the full stop, but other than that there is nothing wrong with the post. Don't try to be clever, when you're not, Mr Grammar nazi. Indeed, kudos for the joke!
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  • There aren't that many grammatical errors. The joke is still readable and understandable, and funny. A little over use of the comma and a little underuse of the full stop, but other than that there is nothing wrong with the post. Don't try to be clever, when you're not, Mr Grammar nazi. Indeed, kudos for the joke!
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  • lol jk that's the same one
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  • i have another anti joke:A duck walks into a over 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.
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  • A duck walks into a over 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!" The duck walks out, wondering why the employee put a cylindrical plastic container on his beak.
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  • What? In England; However, forever and myself are 1 word. But this anti joke did make laugh.
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  • To the grammatical errors guy all i have to say is....
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  • really stupid
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  • In england, however is 2 words, just like how forever, and myself are 2 words there.
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