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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck.

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  • ... the other patrons look at the bartender, confused.
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  • we have it on tape of me saying something like that when i was little. "mom look this lacrosse stick's name is bob!" - "Hello bob! does bob say hi back?" - "no. he doesn't talk because he's a stick."
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  • Indeed it is, old chap.
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  • It's* a duck. Otherwise, rated up.
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  • that's funny
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  • A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck. The man at the bar replies to the bartender, saying "Get me the whole bottle of whiskey. Everyone I love has died in a car accident, and I'm suffering from severe clinical depression."
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  • Call me 9856552500
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  • v If you don't like it, shut up and navigate away! Not that hard.
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  • the duck should say, "got any grapes?"
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  • Cool. Would you like a kewkie?
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  • a duck walks into a bar, the bartender says "What'll it be?" the duck says "Got any Grapes?"
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  • your momomma is so fat she has cancer
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