Horse Head Huffer Network

Anti Joke

 

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the christian says "if you don't believe in god you will go to hell." the atheist replies "if there was a benevolent supreme being, logic dictates that there would be proof of his existence other than a 2,000 year old book." they agree to set aside their petty differences and get on with their lives.

  • Thumb-up
  • Thumb-down
  • +1791
25 Comments
 

Comments On This Anti Joke

  • If only life worked like this.
    • Rate This Comment
    • Rate-up
    • Rate-down
    • +42
  • sorry i have to correct myself: a 1,600 year old book
    • Rate This Comment
    • Rate-up
    • Rate-down
    • +30
  • it's funny because this doesn't happen
    • Rate This Comment
    • Rate-up
    • Rate-down
    • +10
  • why would they make you fill out the bottom half to post a comment? Someone should make a joke about that.
    • Rate This Comment
    • Rate-up
    • Rate-down
    • +10
  • -Bill Bailey
    • Rate This Comment
    • Rate-up
    • Rate-down
    • +9
  • -Bill Bailey
    • Rate This Comment
    • Rate-up
    • Rate-down
    • +9
  • Wanna smile? Think of a world of tolerance... :)
    • Rate This Comment
    • Rate-up
    • Rate-down
    • +7
  • Stating it twice doesn't make it true
    • Rate This Comment
    • Rate-up
    • Rate-down
    • +5
  • Let me just point out that the Biblie isn't a 1600 year old book. You say that like someone sat down one day and wrote the bible in ond day. It was actually written from about 1445 b.c. to about 90 a.d by different people and then collected into one book.
    • Rate This Comment
    • Rate-up
    • Rate-down
    • +4
  • Actually, this is a joke. A good one!
    • Rate This Comment
    • Rate-up
    • Rate-down
    • +4
  • That is "the most stupid thing...". Put down "the good book" and learn proper English. I have read that Atheists have Higher IQ's than Christians. Might this be just a little example! He'll, God damn Christians don't know nothin bout nothin!
    • Rate This Comment
    • Rate-up
    • Rate-down
    • 0
  • Let me just say this... if God doesn't exist, and he didn't create the world, then how are we here? The only other explanation would be that we came from nothing at all. However, LOGIC dictates that that's not possible. According to the law of biogenesis, attributed to Louis Pasteur, living things come only from other living things. You don't believe in elephants coming from palm trees do you? Yet if you believe that we living humans came from nothing millions of years ago, you must believe in spontaneous generation today; elsewise, you are merely contradicting yourself, picking and choosing what to believe as you see fit. In addition, what you are saying about God not existing because there is no evidence of Him besides a 2000 year old book is also unjust. Plato's Republic was written BEFORE the Bible was ever finished. Yet you still believe in Plato, merely because of his writings and some eyewitness accounts. The evidence for God far surpasses that of mere writings and a few eyewitness accounts. Over the course of human history, billions, if not trillions of people have had personal experiences with God, and have witnessed Him do many miraculous things. If you want to call every person who ever believed in God a liar, go ahead. But when SO MANY PEOPLE say they have had their lives changed by God, it really is hard to believe that we all are purposefully living a lie. I just hope and pray that God might reveal Himself to you and anyone else who needs to just see and believe in God.
    • Rate This Comment
    • Rate-up
    • Rate-down
    • -2

Comment On This Anti Joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We’ve just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn’t make the original cut (like comments) but they’ll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book




NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we’ve resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in…

Download Our Free App!

Hay guise, our iPhone app was just approved!

available on the app store!

©2008-2014 Anti Joke. All rights reserved.
A Horse Head Huffer Production.

Horse Head Huffer

Rails Hosting provided by BlueBox