Anti Joke

A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?"
The man responds "Let's hear the good news."
The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything."
Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?"
The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."