Anti Joke

A dog walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender goes to get him a drink, but then realizes how ridiculous this is and wakes up from his dream. He rolls over to tell his wife about it, but she ignores him. He begins to cry silently, realizing his marriage is in shambles.

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this joke is fuckin retarded
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this is my favorite one this and: knock knock who's there dave dave who dave proceeds to cry as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to a stage where she cannot recognize him
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best.
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ITS GOTTA BE A GLITCH if 600+ people dislike this
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this is quality i'm no sure if over 600 people got it...
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A quote from the inspirational Tony Yayo: 'so seductive dancin on me the way that she moves horny, i wake up next to her in the mornin and turn over and tell her lets do it again'
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"the lack of punchline is the punchline", didn't lol, just did a sad.
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"That's probably the dumbest joke I ever heard." Isn't that the point?
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That's probably the dumbest joke I ever heard
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same here
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i cried laughed
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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.