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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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  • The first ever anti joke was: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side
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  • You know what why arent these jokes all over the place they r the funniest things ever since humor was discovered
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  • You poke-her face. Eh, eh? See, this is why anti-jokes are better. :)
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  • poker face but poke her face!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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  • Stupid people I bet you'll have to go to good jokes school and because of those jokes the joke are so bad the jokes are my new nightmare
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  • Those are such stupid jokes my baby cousin is better at jokes then you and she is only 1 like seriousley that is like the worst jokes I have ever heard in my whole life like OMG
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  • Random person: How do you wake up someone in your family? Me: I slap their face and jump on their stomach yelling " wake up b*t**!"
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  • my fav anti joke was wat did barman say 2 robin before they got in the car.... get in the car!!! lol
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  • Why did the truck drive on the high way? To run over Lady Gaga
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  • lady gaga dates my cousin. ive met her. i swear i even have pictures.
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  • U could jist slap her in the face
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  • the real answer to how to wake up lady gaga is to po po poker face
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