Anti Joke

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck.

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we have it on tape of me saying something like that when i was little. "mom look this lacrosse stick's name is bob!" - "Hello bob! does bob say hi back?" - "no. he doesn't talk because he's a stick."
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... the other patrons look at the bartender, confused.
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that's funny
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v If you don't like it, shut up and navigate away! Not that hard.
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Indeed it is, old chap.
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you suck. moron.
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Call me 9856552500
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and the bartender has schizophrenia...and is put into a mental ward
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It's* a duck. Otherwise, rated up.
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Dude, 9856552500 is the Rick Roll line, not calling!
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yo mama so fat, she is thinking about going on a wieght watchers diet plan
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If it's so "old" than why do you spend your time making stupid comments about it!! Get a life
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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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