Anti Joke

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• I don't know what to say, I mean, Im just a kid who doesnt have an understanding about the real world and I feel like this joke just isn't humorous to me. Let me tell you my story, I was just a toddler when I found out my cousin decided to abandon his family. The following year, my uncle decided to work in china, and I never saw him again. That was when I realized that I don't know where I am in life. Following the departure of my uncle, my father said that the bike shop he worked at closed down, but he found a job in greenland. Greenland was very lonesome and I had only some friends. Then, one day, I got mauled by a wolf. It was time to leave greenland. So I set up a boat and I left to go to scotland. Scotland was average, and it was better than Greenland. Although it was better than greenland, I disliked scotland after a while. I decided to go back to america to start a new life. Then, one day my companion told me to check out anti-joke. I decided to give anti joke a try. I didn't really know what the basic idea was about, but I knew that it would probably cheer me up. So I typed in Antijoke.com. I didn't seem to land on the right website. So I went back to my companion the following day. He told me to put a hyphen in anti-joke. So I went home and gave another smack at it. I typed in Anti-joke.com. The first joke I spotted was this one, but I didn't understand it. I took the next 3 years to find the meaning to this joke. Then, I thought I found out the true meaning, but I actually was wrong. Now that you have heard my story, I would like to know, wait a second, what was I going to ask? I don't even remember. I probably know why. Maybe I should tell you my story. I was a lost boy....
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• I am offended by your cruel reference to worms.
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• What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.
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• that I did nazi that coming joke went from 36 likes to like 50 dislikes. WTF
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• What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? The couple next door to me are domestically violent and every night I have to go to sleep listening to the wife scream and the sound of of her being smacked...
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• what do u call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon
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• 18479512433 guys number who wrote this. text him
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• What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.
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• I thought it first said, "woman" instead of "worm"...
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• Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple........finding half a worm in your apple
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• HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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