Anti Joke

One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters.
"Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?"
"Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head."
"Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?"
"Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head."
"MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.