Anti Joke

One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters.
"Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?"
"Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head."
"Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?"
""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head."
"MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.