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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing?

I dont know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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  • Alternatively, you could call him Skip.
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  • this is rude..i have no arms or legs..
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  • Determined.
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  • To answer your question... Probably dead.
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  • mode typimg id nog gor ogg peiple iyd fit ciil peopke
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  • "How are you typing?" - It's possible to type with your nose, just saying
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  • CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • To the man who said "this is rude..i have no arms or legs.." it is a miracle you can type.
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  • "What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs water skiing? Highly unlikely" improbable does it too.
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  • im typing this entire comment with my nose. im a ninja
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  • hey guy who said he had no arms or legs, how are you typing?
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  • What if it was a woman... She is using her nose
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