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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing?

I dont know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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  • Alternatively, you could call him Skip.
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  • this is rude..i have no arms or legs..
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  • Determined.
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  • To answer your question... Probably dead.
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  • Skip what do you call a guy with no arms, and no legs, in our mail box Bill what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pool Bob
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  • im typing this entire comment with my nose. im a ninja
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  • CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • mode typimg id nog gor ogg peiple iyd fit ciil peopke
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  • these are just too freakin funny!
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  • To the man who said "this is rude..i have no arms or legs.." it is a miracle you can type.
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  • nose typing is for d!cks with a small penis. unless ur a sensei..
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  • I envy the bro that types with his nose
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