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Why is there no Aspirin in the rain forest?

Because it wouldn't be financially viable to try and sell pharmaceuticals in the vastly unpopulated rain forest.

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  • People live in the rain forest? HA! yeah right. it's filled with spiders and panthers!! who would live there?!
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  • aspirin comes from a plant in the rain forest.......
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  • Yes, as some of you have pointed out asprin COMES from a plant in the rainforest, but this doesn't mean it is there.
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  • People live in the rain forest. A lot of them are actually quiet poor and might appreciate medicine.
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  • duh people live in the rain forest, just like people live in the desert. people have figured out how to live pretty much anywhere. cities aren't the only option. of course, people who live alongside spiders and panthers are most likely poorer indigenous people and probably don't have as much choice now, do they?
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  • Aspirin doesn't come from the rainforest. Aspirin used to come from Willow bark. Willow bark does NOT come from the rainforest. It now comes from factories. Factories are very rare in the rainforest. That is all. ... Fools.
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  • like if you dont laugh at jokes online but just blow more air out of your nose really fast
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  • I live in the rainforest of British Columbia!
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  • actually, asprin is made from a plant in the rainforest. so technically ALL asprin comes from the rainforest. so this antijoke is wrong in literally every aspect.
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