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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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  • Oh, that's actually not so bad. About the scorpion, I mean.
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  • i think that guy just made an anti joke out of an anti joke
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  • That's so true
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  • trololol i trolloed you mum in bed :OOOOOOO
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  • This actually happened to me. (The worm thing, not the scorpion although that's on my bucket list)
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  • Does this joke make any sense?
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  • This is just a fact
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  • I don't think scorpions can ****. They reproduce using spermatophores, a method sufficiently non-aggressive that they have to spend an hour dancing with each other in order to get it in.
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  • Really bro, ****? c'mon man
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  • This is actually a Jimmy Carr joke. You've just added 'giant scorpion' on the end to make it seem like you haven't just utterly ripped him off. But see, he's actually funny.
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  • **** isn't a joke, dickhead.
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  • **** period is horrible. scorpion or buffalo, it doesn't matter.
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