Anti Joke

How many drunks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hey, just because they like to have a drink or two doesn't mean they're drunks, alright? Besides, they can stop anytime they want to. They've got it under control, and you'd drink like them if you lived their lives. And they'll change that light bulb when they're good and goddamned ready, so stop harassing them and let them enjoy their beer in peace. Besides. It's a fucking lightbulb. How hard is it to change yourself? Why do you need them to do it in the first place?