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Why did Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms

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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
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  • Why didn't Sally hug her father? She had no father (Suppose to be said together)
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  • What did Sally get for Christmas ? Nobody knows , she couldn't open it
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  • Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.
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  • Why did Sally drop her icecream? She got hit by a bus.
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  • What do you call a person with no arms and no legs? WHAT DID SALLY DO THIS TIME?
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  • Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I shot her.
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  • where was sally when the plane crashed? .... EVEYWHERE!!!!! :) lol
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  • Why did Sally have no arms? Because she was a potato
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  • why didn't sally go to the party? she couldn't open her invitation.
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  • Why did sally starve to death? She couldnt open the fridge
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  • knock ow knock ow who's there? SALLY
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