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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath?

Take him out of the bath, make sure there is nothing they can hurt themselves on, put something soft under their head and loosen their clothing if it’s constricting their breathing.

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  • But they wouldn't be wearing clothes.
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  • Apaert from the clothes thing i'ld like to point out that if someone is having a fit, any kind of fit, you don't touch them. you move what you can out of their way but you don't touch them until the fit stops.
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  • i printed this out without reading the comments and found myself asking the same question who would wear clothing in a bath?
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  • And probably call 9-1-1.
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  • Actually, i believe the correct answer is "Plug in a toaster and throw it in with him."
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  • Why would someone have clothes on in the bath?
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