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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?

Starve it to death then chop it in pieces.

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  • It makes no change in volume but it creates the ability to utilize all the available storage volume in the medium sized car. Thus it creates more usable volume inside the car than would have existed had the elephant been whole. Obviously.
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  • You'll still need a large car. The volume of a skinny elephant is still larger than a medium sized car, even though it's chopped to pieces (which makes no change in volume)
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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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