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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A horrible boating accident.

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  • Hahaha made me laugh
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  • Some lawyers are actually good, honest and hardworking individuals. Take this <a href="http://www.riversidenjbankruptcylaw.com/chapter_13.html">chapter 13 in Willingboro, NJ</a> for example.
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  • A good start. :D
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  • do you wan't to do many poopies on my face and swirl some cactisus on my toenails
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  • This is a copy of one I posted about 10000 lawyers jumping out of a plane *sigh* That's 2 'top' jokes stolen from me, one directly and one 'kind of' Scumbags
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  • A man dies
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  • a lawyer is a respectable job, i would rather be a lawyer then a retarded occupy protester wanting someone to pay for their college expenses
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  • Re:Lawyers are not entirely evil, cuz mine got me out of a ticket when i hit someone. ye so that makes you a douche bag
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  • Without lawyers, useless pieces of human scum (Republicans) would rule the world.
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  • Without lawyers, useless pieces of human scum (Republicans) would rule the world.
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  • Lawyers are not entirely evil, cuz mine got me out of a ticket when i hit someone.
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  • re: WRONG : that's the joke honey.
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