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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with Macaulay Culkin?

Because he's dead.

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  • Macaulay Culkin's dead?
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  • misplaced modifier.
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  • Not to soon he deserves for touchin kids
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  • lucky.
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  • toooo soon
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  • It's too soon!
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  • HA
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  • Because he already plays home alone.
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  • Joke on Michael Jackson's death? NOT COOL! SCREW YOU!
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