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A man sits down at a bar, the right side of his face twitches promptly followed by him speaking the word, "****". He has a legitimately diagnosed case of tourettes, and it makes the bartender feel really uncomfortable.

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i suggest u jum,p ut of a 2 story window and fracture your ankle and you end up in a boot for approximately 13 days then you heal and then you partially tear your miniscus and then get put into crutches and then eal after 2 weeks and then cary on with your life
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