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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

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  • dude... my mom has alzeimers.... so i told her the first half of the joke and she said "who's there" you really called that one
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  • this joke is hilarious, and everyone who thinks it is offensive shouldnt even be on antijoke cause you guys have no sense of humor
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  • This is a real joke!!!!! Why is this here?
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  • This is a real joke - doesn't belong on anti-joke. It isn't very funny as it has been done to death, but it is a traditional joke that uses a cliched non-sequitor as its punchline.
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  • Wow I submitted this joke a while back and never expected it to get this many likes. Of course its possible that I'm not the only one who did but damn. And to those who think it's offensive: why are you looking for jokes if you are that sensitive? If I had alzheimer's but could still get it I wouldn't be offended.
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  • I don't get it, if you had alzheimers you might very well know and not need to ask, it is also likely you'd forget about the light bulb. Plus there seems to be an absence of a knock, people with alzheimers forget easily they don't hear things that aren't there. Plus I doubt it would happen that quickly. And if you are telling the joke, and we have verified that you don't have alzheimers, why would you say "to get to the other side" as the punchline.
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  • off to hell I go
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  • This joke is so offensive i can't believe I'm so hungry.....
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  • I know this is awful but... I FRACKEN LOVE THIS JOKE! it makes me laugh (but now I feel guilty ;(. )
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  • This is mean, but funny
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  • even though it's kind of offensive... this is the best joke ever!!! it made my day!
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  • I dont get it.
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