Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
it was dead
why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
it was stapled to the first monkey
why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
monkey see monkey do
why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree?
peer pressure
why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree?
it lost its footing
why did the girl fall down?
she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator