Anti Joke

How do you wake up lady gaga?

First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a...

WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.