Anti Joke

A man is in a bar with a drink
A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down
The man starts crying
the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another"
The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for
work and when I finally got there my boss fired me
so I get in my car to go home and it wont start
so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in
I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener
so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"