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Why doesn't the vampire like garlic?

You have to exist to like garlic.

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  • vampires do exist, just not in the unbelievably improbable fashion viewed by society. they are actually people of whom are deluded into believing that drinking or bathing in blood would grant them extended youth, this belief caused various brutal murder...
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  • legitimate point
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