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Roses are red, violets are blue
I've got Alzheimer's
cheese on toast

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  • oh ma dear loidd..i shiat my pants.
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  • the more i laugh at these things, the less i understand my sense of humor...
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  • idk if its cause i havent slept in 2 days but this is the funniest joke ive seen on this site.
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  • I rofled so hard XD
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  • I was at school when I read this, I burst out laughing and everybody looked at me weird XD
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  • this deserves way more likes than is given
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  • i just read this in class and started laughing so loud and got a detention for disrupting my class! FML
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  • oh my gosh i couldnt stop laughing.....
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  • how cant u get it its simple when u have that disease u forget things easly and thats what it is showing in the joke........ and i laughed so hard i started to cry at it
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  • I laughed soooo hard and then emailed it to both my brothers. I then told both of my parents who laughed just as hard. it's so messed up that any of us laughed because my grandma had it and now my aunt does too.
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  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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  • what ? -.- i dont get it ....
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